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Tuesday, March 27, 2007

Poo Rag

Have you ever
1. been in a public bathroom
2. taking a dump
3. wiped your butt
4. tossed the paper into the toilet
5. had it bounce off
6. and then bounce onto the shoe of the person in the next stall?

Me neither. Here's a diagram:

3 comments:

Morgan, Hi! said...

Well, no. No, I have not.

scott said...

Well... almost. I have definitely had the paper bounce off and onto the floor. Luckily there was no one in the next stall.

scott said...

PS- that comment is from Phoenix, not Sara. I don't know why it's publishing as Sara, but I don't think that has ever happened to her.